Bill the Bo-Bo Brained By Ayize Gwebu

Bill the Bo-Bo Brained

By Ayize Gwebu

 One day not so long there was a guy name Bill. He did not know what stuff was - some stuff he was able to understand like if he could see a car he would say "it's a Toyota!"  But it was a Ferrari. He was a funny guy.

One day he met a guy named Macky and he said "Well, my mom said meet a guy like you."
"You like my grandma," Said Bill.
"What do you mean by that" said Macky.
"Nothing" bill said with a smile on  his face.
"Well what is your name?"
"My name is Macky..."
Bill had to stop talking...then he said "Do you know who Jim is?"
Macky said "Why yes...you are my brother!"
"Well yes I have been waiting for you to say that. 5 years later, well say that is where we will go if we know."
"Ahh ha we found it!" screamed Macky.
"What are we finding?" said bill.
"I do not know what but something. You guard the door"
 "Ok."
And then the true nature of Bill came out.  5 years the brothers had been waiting to reunite and it was all wiped away.

Bill:  "aaaaaaaaahh who are you?"
"This is not a game!" Macky pleaded.
"I know it is not, who the hell are you?"

As you can see bill was not like anyone. 

The End.

Bull Battles by peregrinerocks on Storybird

COMEDYNESS!

 "Hi Vaca," Ayize said.

Vaca sniffed.

"You know you are a cute bunny! You are not like a radio active spider! I wish you could talk, you could tell me all about your life!"

Then a magical genie of genieness appeared. "I will grant you 3 wishes," he said.

Unfortunately the genie had very bad Eyesight and hearing.

"I want..." ayize started.
Then Garnet came in singing, "TO BE A PATATO!"

"Ok," the genie said, and turned ayize into a patato! "Sorry I have to go to my best friend, Cato's, bachelor party. The genie vanished.

Then Vaca grabbed a gun,"Die Potato," she said, and shot the potato. Just then a chorus happend to pass by on a nearbye bus singing, "Good shot Vaca!"!

Erin came in," Hi ayize" "Hi," Ayize said. "So," Erin started,"For math today we will be studying the art of jogging." "How does the art of jogging have to do with math!" "It does just THINK OF CATOS BATCHLOR PARTY, YOU KNOW HE'S MARRYING EFFIE!"

"WHAT," AYIZE SAID! "THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH IT!"

"YES IT DOES!" ERIN SAID, and the world melted away.

Just then Ayize appeared in leafpools den. "What I'm in warrior world, This is crazy!"

"Hello," said leafpool.

"Oh no you must have the potato infection, here eat this chewed pulp." "Ok, I love half chewed pulp! he said, and ate it.

"I think you should visit starclan, now that your human again." And he went. Once there he ran into Bluestar. "Hey Your the crazy one!" "Get away from me!" She schreeched and chased him away.

   Suddenly he was in a dark forest, and ran into tiger star. " Hi omg! Your the shiny poker guy!" "Die!" Tigerstar screeched, and shredded him.

"Great move!" Ivypaw exclaimed!

There once was a 6 year old girl named Lucy. She was sitting on a bench in her back yard. A bear was coming out a forest (the town was next to the forest). Her house was where the bear was going. The bear entered her backyard. So, she got her rope gun and tied up the bear and that reminded her of a joke:

There was an explorer in the forest and a bear attacked him. When the bear started to kill him, he prayed to God to turn the bear into a Christian. The bear knelt down and told God, "Being a Christian is exactly what I wanted." The bear said, "I will sacrifice myself for this young Jesus."

After Lucy put the bear in the forest, she went into a bar and started singing and moved everyone to tears.

A grandma was at the bar, and she hated God. She decided to blow up a barrel of wine. She put GTNB (which stands for Grandma Time Nitrogen Bomb. A ton of tiny idiots came running out of the barrel.

After that, Lucy entered a farting contest. She ate so many beans beforehand , she farted her way to another galaxy. There she met a drunk alien. The alien gave her some alcohol and she said "danke shein." She broke wind all the way back.

When she got back, she was at her Grandma's. Therefore, the Grandma's windpipe was having a hurricane in it. All they could eat was cereal and cheese. She hired 100 or so servants to cook for her.

One of the servants said to her: "I'm leaving."

Grandma said, "Me too." The Grandma and the servant lived happily ever after. Except she yelled, "I'm going to prison!"

Lucy downloaded 1,000,00 songs on the Grandma's computer. Then, she went to a BBQ. Helmut was there; he was involved with the fruit salad. Some where ells in town the grandma ARMY was stopping. The flow of Duncan Doodleheimer's to the Gold Rush Bar Wars and King Tut.

Lucy joined a fart race race into space and won a big fart medal and turned seven. Seven is the age you start snoring.

The Whale Song: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrr! Waaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhrrr! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Waaahhhr! Waaahhhhhhhrrrrrrr! Snort, snort, snort, snort, snort! Wheeee-waahhhhhhhrrrrr! Weeeeeewaaaarrrrhhhh! Waaaahhhhrrrrrr! Waaaahhhhrrrrr! Waaahhhr!"

--Alex

THE FAMOUS PILL

THE FAMOUS PILL 

Announcer:

The famous pill! Everything you'll never need!

(Shows Britney Spears)

Fame, fortune, papparazzi, sunglasses, and so many plastic surgeries you can't smile! IT'S EVERYONE'S DREAM!

(shows pill - hairy, black, and the size of a wiffle ball)

Plus, it comes in an easy to swallow and only slightly larger than shown size!

(Music comes on)

(Side effects may include: hysteria, insanity, homicidal tendencies, suicidal thoughts, bleeding, depression, waste of money, or death. But you don't care!)

Becca Wittman

happy pigs and candy. by peregrinerocks on Storybird

something I found. :)

                                ARE YOU A PERSON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

P.U.B. big chapter 2

I think the next moments of my life were the most intense ever. Well, if I remembered more of the scattered bits and pieces that were the photos which represented that odd time.
 The first thing that I noticed was the lack of air. Then the judges stunned faces as they scribbled down notes which i definitely took pride in, sure that they were writing the winner, yours truly. The sense of great pride was crushed by the fact that we were about to get crushed by a burning ball that almost looked like a man in a spacesuit. I, coming back to my senses pushed the "go back" button a bit too late. I think. All I can remember was the extreme heat that can only be caused by meteorites still burning.
 I have some experience with them as I was looking for experimental materials including some ones that were pretty strange, like radium, for example. We went back into the good old atmosphere and I soon discovered that the "human meteorite" came with us as it blew a hole in P.U.B. and went flying into a science project about a amazing sturdy metal.
 I realized that I might have some competition as the amazingly sturdy metal spilt the meteorite in two and stopped it with a "shield" that had been made to show the metals uses. As the meteorite cooled down, I had grabbed a sheet of the amazing metal which, on second thought, looked a awful lot like iron infused with aluminum.
Huh. In hindsight, I probably should of treated the meteorite more carefully as slightly molten objects have a way of burning through the floor. I put the meteorite on my practically sacred building table for P.U.B. and walked away without setting my eyes off the meteorite, and I thought this was a crazy thought but I thought that the meteorite would turn into a human.
 After that,the next couple days passed with me getting 29 interviews, my eyes bloodshot because of the blinding light of all those photos flashing, and my arms worn out from pushing the cameramen,reporters and news hosts as they swarmed me 24/7. I was, in short, a mess. But, like a bunch of bugs that plan to terrify you, the news hosts, cameramen, and reporters left for fresher news giving all the time in the world to think about the meteorite and what I should do with it.
 I first planned to sell it, but putting "meteorite from parallel universe" on ebay or craigslist wouldn't have people jumping up and down giving piles of money for it. The second idea was to have it inspected by experts, but they'd tell everyone and the government would take it. I looked at the rock hopefully, staring at it like if I looked long enough it would give me a better idea. It sizzled a bit, but it just stopped leaving me to do nothing but ponder.
 Then I came up with a third idea: take it back to its proper place in space by using P.U.B. and letting it go, with probably a spacesuit because I was pretty sure I was in space.
I loved the idea and immediately thought of a quick power source: the meteorite itself. So I grabbed the sheet of the amazing metal which my opponent gave to me as a souvenir and took the meteorite down to the "engine" of P.U.B.I afterward discovered that putting the extreme heat of the ever-cooling meteorite next to any part of P.U.B. would make it meld with anything close by. I tried to shove it in to the power source quickly so that nothing would meld, and it worked. Sort of.
 The electricity caused who-knows-what to happen and I got electrocuted which was painful but confirmed 2 things: one that the radium was still in there, powering the machine and that both the meteorite and the amazing metal were conductors. As you must know, when somebody receives a whole lot of pain, they usually faint. I'm one of those people, so when I finally woke up, I saw that so much power had been possessed in the meteorite that all the wires had been attracted to the meteorite and stuck.
 But even more amazing was the fact that even in these harsh conditions some- was it moss? was growing on the meteorite and showed no sign of dying either. If I had given the moss to a expert they would have stared at me with wonder and asked where in the universe did I get it, and then they'd probably go mad because I had given them a prehistoric plant which (as you may have guessed) no longer exi- well, a bit of it still does in my new house which I never say where it is! "CA,5569 Thomson street" WHO SAID THAT?! 
"And now it's time for a commercial break.Tune in again with Simon and I as we figure out who said the address and how to calm Simon down."


"brought to you by sleep train, a ticket to a way worse night's sleep. wait, did I say that correctly?Oh well."



made by a man maybe obsessed smiley faces. His name is Luke Demeter-Willison 

videos games

videos games video games they are so fun .my name is ayize.  well their is a contest coming up soon I want to join it is called halo death where you work your way to the top to play against some good players well I did join.You no why dont we get to the story. announcer talking here players get redy to fight hold on I can say I did not tell the people what halo is halo is game where you fight with guns not the u.s guns .alright  lets get back  the story announcer start crak some of the leaves of the battle field. boom mine blowing up some of are men like hell.When I was playing I stood their I had a tow gun fire in the hole one of my team mate was going to use a tank to kill the chife. boom he died but he saved us we had won it was so small of a fight. But so so so so so so so so so so so so  fun and cool. but videos games don't help life .the end 

baby animals

                                        baby        wolves:

Baby wolves cute cuddly playful little baby wolves. Lovely, little cute baby wolves. Snugly, cute little fur balls. Baby wolves you can snuggle and pet and they nip at you with their tiny fangs!

Baby meercats:

Red when they're born, very cute. When they make their first walk in the sun, you want to hug them. Snugly little meercats. Only four inches tall, cute and snugly baby meercats when they first go foraging, steal from the grown-ups.

Baby whales:
Not so cute, but they are cuddly! Their first words are "Waaahhhhhaaarrrrr." Their mommy shrieks when she hears that noise! Baby whales getting gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of milk from their mother. Soon, their won't be much milk left.

Woof! Woof! Peep! Peep! Waaahhhhhhhhhaaaarrrrrr, waaaahhhhhhaaarrrrrr. Now, they're mad each other. Don't they look cute?


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                                                       part two

                                                  baby rabbits:                                                                                                          
baby rabbits are sssssssoooooooooo      snugly and cute. but you still haft to watch out for their sharp Little claws.  the instint you see them you love them. the instint you see them you want to hug them.        
now you love baby rabbits don't you? click click click............




                                   baby lizards:
baby lizards are ssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo       sssssssssssssssooooooooooooo
cuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppiiiieeeeeeee.
when you first see them you llllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
them. They eat             ????????????????????????????????????????    you should love them. ______________________________________________________------------------------------__________________________---------------------------------



click click click ____________-------------------------___________________--------------------

                                             baby chickens.
cuddly and lovely. cute and small. baby chicks are ssssssssoooooooo cute.

Jazz Poem

Jazzy Music is Snazzy Music!

        Cool and Snazzy
        Saxaphones
        Sounds like a dying bird
        Falling from the sky
        About to fall in a tree
        Makes you want to dance
        Dance snazzilly
        Horns!
        Rodrigo is dancing
        Hands in air
        Snazzy!
        A random dance
        Completely crazy
        With an edgy sound
        Loud iching
        Sort of blaring
        A mixture of sounds

                              SNAZZY!

                          BY BECCA, GARNET, AND JULIA

                                                                                           TYPED BY,

                                                                                                      GARNET

                                                                          DYING BIRD CREATED BY JULIA

                                                                          CALMING AND LOUD BY BECCA

                                                                           SNAZZYNESS BY GARNET   

Becca's "plein"-air poem

soft motion

like waves on the beach but

shades green and instead

of salt, smelling grass

and hearing cricket-frogs

as invisible as they are.

deceptively beautiful

grass hiding 

green-and-white pain

with ragged edges

but healing all the same

with a soft sound

and a soft movement

like waves on the beach