EXnomia

EXnomia

    I look over the cliff that edges one side of my home, the breeze blowing my face. I have orange caramel colored hair, the same color as my dress. If you looked behind me you would see snake province. In front of me and to the right is the edge of the cliff, and to the left is wilderness. We’re on planet called Dun-dun-dun. Say it. No, not like that! Dun-dun-dun. Ok, you need some practice... but great. There is a planet next to us called Du-du-di-du- PA! No, no. Practice the other one first, you need to learn to say ours, the easy one. I am head spy for snake province.

You want information? How do I know you’re not from an enemy planet? You’re from Earth! That far away! I need to know where that is and why you’re here. Wow, you came all the way from space! It’s less than once in a lifetime to meet someone from there! You’re doing a documentary on surrounding planets. Oh, ok, you must be from Earth. You want to know about Du-di-di-du-PA!? Ok.

So, I just discovered yesterday they were planning an attack on us. It should be any minute now. What, you have to go? Why? Oh, you’re afraid of getting hit by the attack? Ok, bye! What? Your spaceships broken?!?! It’s ok, we’ll fix it. I’ll show you snake province. Suddenly, the air smelled like ketchup. I think the attack is happening now. It’s ok, don’t panic, we’ll be safer here. It’s probably on Jaguar province, those houses in the distance. Yes, that’s Jaguar Provence. Right over there is Cheetah province and Gorilla province, those are some of the biggest provinces. The richest too. Believe it or not, we are one of the smallest ones, easy to tell we’re poor, not much that we’re small. Mustered lightning crackled in the distance. Actually, the attack is closer than I thought. Come under this tarp, it will be safer here.

Exploding hamburgers rained from the sky.

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    Garnet. Sequel coming soon.