Rodrigo's Egypt Story

There was once a great battle between the Egyptians and the Nubians. The Nubians were outnumbering the Egyptians by a lot, but the Egyptians were defeating them with skill. After the great war, the few Egyptians that were left grieved over their loved ones, and started to bury the dead  bodies.

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17 Years later...

One day, a clear blue sky, the nile waters shining when suddenly... In a flash of blue light; the earth shaking; the blue vibrating so fast, came a man. A man who was an engineer from the year 4679. “YES YES YES!!!! MY TIME MACHINE WORKED!!! YE--..”

“ Who is the man in the strange clothes?” said a young curious girl.”Why is he not wearing the traditional garments made of cotton? and the black sandals are not like sandals, they cover the whole foot. This man is strange. why is he here? where is his reed boat?

“I do not know.” Said an Egyptian man

“Um excuse me.. WHERE THE ^#$@ AM I?!?!?!” Said the man

“What is @$$%#?” Said the curious girl

“I do not know. Silence.” Said the Egyptian man

“Um, I’m from the netherlands.”Said the man

“What is netherlands?” said the girl

“I said SILENCE!” Said the egyptian man

“My name is Patrick Doby” said the man “Hold on.” said Patrick. He put on a fake mustache, and said “There we go!”

“How do you suddenly speak native tongue?”Said the egyptian man

“two words, translator moustache” Said Patrick.

“Oh we take you to pharaoh and see what he say!”

“Okay..” said Patrick

AT THE PHARAOH’s HOUSE...

“What brings you here today, Arnold?” said the pharaoh

“I bring strange man to you!” Said the egyptian man
    “Thank you arnold. You are dismissed” said the pharaoh “well well well what have we here?”

“I am Patrick Doby of the netherlands.”

“Well patrick, we have a good spot for you. You will be Slave Patrick.”

“Wait!!”

“What?

“I can make your temples better. I can make you not need to waste the lives of men so that they are enslaved. You can make the world right.”

How, by chance would you do that?”

“like this.” He put a blue sheet of neon and a giant blue, neon crusted black crane came and landed in the closest free space, which was outside of the palace.

“What did you just do, Slave Patrick?

“Look outside, good man.”

“Why shoul- OH MY GOODNESS!! WHAT DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY VAXACST (egyptian word for yard)

“Please forgive me good sire, but that is a crane.”

“What do you mean Slave Patrick?”

“I mean that a crane, in my age, is not a bird, but a big machine that runs on air, and it picks up heavy objects (1120000000 ton limit) and puts them where you want it to. It is controlled by brainwaves. By that I mean think of what you want it to do and it will do it.”

“Yeah right.”

“Yes, that is right”

“Quiet Slave Patrick. I shall test your theory, Slave.”

“O-- nevermind”

    “Oh my goodness OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!! IT WORKS!!” said the pharaoh as the crane lifted the palace to 100 feet and dropped it, stopping it at one foot from  the ground
    “Am I still a slave?
    “No, but only because your machine worked.”  And then, dawned a great friendship.

1 month later :

    “Oh good sire patrick, please report to the front of the palace immediately.” Said the pharaoh. As patric came racing down the stairs, two at a time he yelled back down:
    “Has it arrived?!?”
    “Yes Patrick. It has arrived. The letter from your people has arrived!” Patrick was electric with excitement as he raced down the steps, now 3 at a time he arrived at the bottom floor of the palace with a thud, and he raced through the hole(which
was the doorway) out of his bedroom, a large chamber filled with hieroglyphs, it had a large four poster bed made of the best quality hay, one that repels bed bugs, dust mites, and other parasites that live in beds. He rushed to the pharaoh, and quickly swiped the package from his hands, and tore the wrapping, throwing it to the side into his papep, a machine that compressed things, and ejected them when you needed or wanted it. He swiftly put the paper into an eater, a slang word in the future for “Reader” which was just a machine that displayed whatever the thing was onto a large hi-def screen.


TO BE CONTINUED