Bill the Bo-Bo Brained By Ayize Gwebu

Bill the Bo-Bo Brained

By Ayize Gwebu

 One day not so long there was a guy name Bill. He did not know what stuff was - some stuff he was able to understand like if he could see a car he would say "it's a Toyota!"  But it was a Ferrari. He was a funny guy.

One day he met a guy named Macky and he said "Well, my mom said meet a guy like you."
"You like my grandma," Said Bill.
"What do you mean by that" said Macky.
"Nothing" bill said with a smile on  his face.
"Well what is your name?"
"My name is Macky..."
Bill had to stop talking...then he said "Do you know who Jim is?"
Macky said "Why yes...you are my brother!"
"Well yes I have been waiting for you to say that. 5 years later, well say that is where we will go if we know."
"Ahh ha we found it!" screamed Macky.
"What are we finding?" said bill.
"I do not know what but something. You guard the door"
 "Ok."
And then the true nature of Bill came out.  5 years the brothers had been waiting to reunite and it was all wiped away.

Bill:  "aaaaaaaaahh who are you?"
"This is not a game!" Macky pleaded.
"I know it is not, who the hell are you?"

As you can see bill was not like anyone. 

The End.

Bull Battles by peregrinerocks on Storybird

COMEDYNESS!

 "Hi Vaca," Ayize said.

Vaca sniffed.

"You know you are a cute bunny! You are not like a radio active spider! I wish you could talk, you could tell me all about your life!"

Then a magical genie of genieness appeared. "I will grant you 3 wishes," he said.

Unfortunately the genie had very bad Eyesight and hearing.

"I want..." ayize started.
Then Garnet came in singing, "TO BE A PATATO!"

"Ok," the genie said, and turned ayize into a patato! "Sorry I have to go to my best friend, Cato's, bachelor party. The genie vanished.

Then Vaca grabbed a gun,"Die Potato," she said, and shot the potato. Just then a chorus happend to pass by on a nearbye bus singing, "Good shot Vaca!"!

Erin came in," Hi ayize" "Hi," Ayize said. "So," Erin started,"For math today we will be studying the art of jogging." "How does the art of jogging have to do with math!" "It does just THINK OF CATOS BATCHLOR PARTY, YOU KNOW HE'S MARRYING EFFIE!"

"WHAT," AYIZE SAID! "THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH IT!"

"YES IT DOES!" ERIN SAID, and the world melted away.

Just then Ayize appeared in leafpools den. "What I'm in warrior world, This is crazy!"

"Hello," said leafpool.

"Oh no you must have the potato infection, here eat this chewed pulp." "Ok, I love half chewed pulp! he said, and ate it.

"I think you should visit starclan, now that your human again." And he went. Once there he ran into Bluestar. "Hey Your the crazy one!" "Get away from me!" She schreeched and chased him away.

   Suddenly he was in a dark forest, and ran into tiger star. " Hi omg! Your the shiny poker guy!" "Die!" Tigerstar screeched, and shredded him.

"Great move!" Ivypaw exclaimed!

There once was a 6 year old girl named Lucy. She was sitting on a bench in her back yard. A bear was coming out a forest (the town was next to the forest). Her house was where the bear was going. The bear entered her backyard. So, she got her rope gun and tied up the bear and that reminded her of a joke:

There was an explorer in the forest and a bear attacked him. When the bear started to kill him, he prayed to God to turn the bear into a Christian. The bear knelt down and told God, "Being a Christian is exactly what I wanted." The bear said, "I will sacrifice myself for this young Jesus."

After Lucy put the bear in the forest, she went into a bar and started singing and moved everyone to tears.

A grandma was at the bar, and she hated God. She decided to blow up a barrel of wine. She put GTNB (which stands for Grandma Time Nitrogen Bomb. A ton of tiny idiots came running out of the barrel.

After that, Lucy entered a farting contest. She ate so many beans beforehand , she farted her way to another galaxy. There she met a drunk alien. The alien gave her some alcohol and she said "danke shein." She broke wind all the way back.

When she got back, she was at her Grandma's. Therefore, the Grandma's windpipe was having a hurricane in it. All they could eat was cereal and cheese. She hired 100 or so servants to cook for her.

One of the servants said to her: "I'm leaving."

Grandma said, "Me too." The Grandma and the servant lived happily ever after. Except she yelled, "I'm going to prison!"

Lucy downloaded 1,000,00 songs on the Grandma's computer. Then, she went to a BBQ. Helmut was there; he was involved with the fruit salad. Some where ells in town the grandma ARMY was stopping. The flow of Duncan Doodleheimer's to the Gold Rush Bar Wars and King Tut.

Lucy joined a fart race race into space and won a big fart medal and turned seven. Seven is the age you start snoring.

The Whale Song: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrr! Waaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhrrr! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Waaahhhr! Waaahhhhhhhrrrrrrr! Snort, snort, snort, snort, snort! Wheeee-waahhhhhhhrrrrr! Weeeeeewaaaarrrrhhhh! Waaaahhhhrrrrrr! Waaaahhhhrrrrr! Waaahhhr!"

--Alex

THE FAMOUS PILL

THE FAMOUS PILL 

Announcer:

The famous pill! Everything you'll never need!

(Shows Britney Spears)

Fame, fortune, papparazzi, sunglasses, and so many plastic surgeries you can't smile! IT'S EVERYONE'S DREAM!

(shows pill - hairy, black, and the size of a wiffle ball)

Plus, it comes in an easy to swallow and only slightly larger than shown size!

(Music comes on)

(Side effects may include: hysteria, insanity, homicidal tendencies, suicidal thoughts, bleeding, depression, waste of money, or death. But you don't care!)

Becca Wittman

happy pigs and candy. by peregrinerocks on Storybird

something I found. :)

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