Thursday, January 12, 2012

How-to essays by Josh Kumler

How to Survive in a Desert

First, if you don't have water, find some by cutting or breaking a cactus leaf. There might be some water in there.

Next, you'll need some food. You can find a lizard and cook it in front of a fire and eat it.

After, you may get hot and you get so sweaty, but sweat can sometimes cool you off.

Then, if you get cold, you can make a fire by rubbing rocks together.

And finally capture animals to make friends if you are lonely.


How to Be a Clown

A clown is a person that acts silly, wears funny clothes and big shoes, and they paint their faces.

First, learn jokes that are funny. Also learn pranks like the hand buzzer.

Next, learn how to ride a unicycle while juggling balls and making balloon animals is important.

After, it is time to create my clown character and buy a costume.

The next thing to do is find a party and perform. After lots of parties I`ll be ready for bigger jobs.

And finally I`ll be ready for the circus. This is every clowns dream!

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