Friday, December 21, 2012

Irrationality of language mini-unit

Our mentors for this mini-unit have been experimental American writer Gertrude Stein and musician and writer David Byrne, the lead singer of Talking Heads.

It occurred to me while reading Boy of the Painted Cave, a thematically appropriate, though substandard (as it turned out), YA novel, that the upper-graders can learn from not only "reading level appropriate" texts but also texts below and above their levels. Sure, "BotPC" turned out to be a bit "lame," but the upper-graders practiced referring to specific places in the text for "lame-osity," and learned the important lesson that publication does not guarantee inherent value. And sometimes bad art inspires great art.



After "BotPC," I thought of some of the most difficult writing I could think of. Gertrude Stein came to mind. I knew it would challenge the upper-graders but that they would learn from it, too. Hopefully even enjoy it. Stein was trying to use language to recreate "the excitingness of pure being." Though "irrational," it's hard not to feel something, to connect to it in some way.



Then I thought of a bit of DVD commentary from Stop Making Sense, a Talking Heads concert film. In it, David Byrne describes the kind of irrational lyrics he was writing for Talking Heads in the mid-80s. "The lyrics don't make a bit of sense." Similar in a way to Stein, Byrne was attempting to bypass logic but still appeal to an audience's emotions. The class watched excerpts from the concert film and copied down the lyrics to "Burning Down the House."

And we too began to experiment with writing irrationally with our "50 Unrelated Sentences" assignment. To me, the assignment is interesting in two ways: one, the "unrelated" sentences usually emerge to be related, to follow from one another-- to tell a story; and two, there is emotion in these sentences.

Finally, we created our own versions of David Byrne's mental maps from his book Arboretum, more recent of his experiments in "irrational logic."

--Chris

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Literary essays and debating

The upper graders have been embroiled of late in a literary essays unit. They are learning to argue persuasively about literature. In addition to the clips of recent lit circles below, we have some footage of  The Great Hunger Games Debates, an assignment suggested by the upper graders themselves. They worked in teams to research two different theses:

1. Katniss Everdeen, the protagonist of The Hunger Games, is a suicidal character. (Becca, Julia, and Katrin)
2. Katniss Everdeen jeopardizes her own well-being out concern for others. (Garnet, Luke)

The essays, by the way, were amazing. So was the debate:




Recent lit circles:


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The adventures of three boys and the future

Once upon a time there where three boys named george henry and freddy. Freddy was smart he made a time machine that travels in to the future so they went to it and it was great cause it was futuristic. when they arrived in the future it was spring. The trees looked green and orange the trees smell sour like green apples. They went back to the time machine. So when they got back to the time machine a giant great grey owl was on the time machine.
       The problem is they need to find their future selves. They fond themselves so they had to tell their future selves to stop the evil bulie who ruled the future. So they had wepons to stop the hitchmen. They fond the bulie but he escaped from freddy. He was so scaerd but he had the curage to kill him so he punched him, kick him and choped him so many times he did it he saved the future.
       Geoge, henry freddy went back to the present and said goodbye to the future.

The end.

--Josh

Friday, October 12, 2012

Yose (Short version)


                                                 Yose and the New World
Once there was lava. Then there was cooling. Then there was erosion. Then there was a release of pressure. That's how the mountains of Yosemite (pronounced yo's-a-might) were formed. But we never got it right and this is the story of how the Yosemite mountains were truly formed. It starts with a determined young pebble named Yose and he was one of the many pebbles that wanted to join Columbus on his second expedition to the New World to go and settle and see new sights. Now, despite what I've said, rocks cannot jump around and speak to humans. They have the speed of about a turtle and are very shy around humans. so much so, if they even feel that something watching them they would get so afraid (after the making of stone tools) that they would pass out. This is where we begin the journey of Yose and the New World. From this point onward we will refer to his diary.

Sept. 20, 1493

Big day today! Finally starting my hike to Columbus’s ship. Oh, the dangerous lulling waters of erosion, to be exposed to people and to sneak past them, to be open to elements, to THRIVE in the New World, to have the great spark with lava, to be a great, towering mountain! Ok, maybe it’s a bit of a exaggeration, but still this is going to be a big day for me! I can’t wait a WHOLE day for this journey to begin. Oh whoops. I’m sorry. I forgot. My name is Yose, and if you are some human explorer that passed by and saw this part of my diary washed up on the sand, good find! I’m the first rock you can say lived! If you go to a rocky beach without any metal or rocks the rocks will move. Very slowly, but they will! It’s ama- ( It’s assumed that a human passed by and threw Yose into the water.)




????. ????  ?????





Whe-where am I!?!? There is wo-wood beneath me ii should try to get up. (Several hours passed getting up) It appears that am in a box. A very large box at that. AHHH BURNT ROCKS (He was referring to the window. Experts believe that the box was a cabin, but no one knows for sure.)






Land ho!! Yes, finally! Hey look a safe nest. I’ll rest there. Up in the nes -.’; Got picked up by a bird and getting flown away. Shoot. Got dropped by bird. I will try to communicate to rocks by way of dropping stuff. God, i’m tired. Oh well, i guess I’ll make a small waterfall. Hours passed making the waterfall. God, that took awhile. gotta nap. (Short story short, he took a long nap and the waterfall worked very well. The problem was that when people came, the sound of the waterfall lulled them to sleep and as time passed the dirt eroded and the waterfall grew bigger and more rocks came until there was mountains of rocks!) 

--Luke

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Waochog, part one

      Waochog was playing video-games when Hildew came to his house. They started to play Mintericula, when Hildew went to the bathroom. When Hildew came back Waochog was gone. Hildew looked everywhere in Waochog's house, except the Living-room.
      Waochog's house was made of grass, earth, bark, and wood. It was a spacious house, but very unstable. The roof often falls down. The house is made of natural materials, (except for the plugs) because the house is indigenous to Yosemite valley.
      Meanwhile, Waochog was looking for Hildew, but had no luck. He looked everywhere in the house, but he was still confused. He had gone through a hole in the wall while Hildew was in the bathroom. The hole had a turquoise outline. When he came out, he came out of the same hole in the wall, but this time it had a orange outline. 
      "oh god" he said, "I'm Trapped." Indeed Waochog was trapped, because he was in another dimension. He had to go through many more dimensions to get back to his time. His house was originally located in Yosemite valley, though his house in another dimension was in Greece and the name of the town was ∑ø¬˚Ω∂.
      He lived by himself. He saw a more elderly man, about 30 or 40, which he took in as himself in the future. Indeed he that was a different dimension and that was his future self, in the other dimension.
      Meanwhile Hildew was doing a SilFran Dance, The SilFran Dance was a dance that He and Waochog had developed. It involved muck screaming and crying, as the dance was supposed to call to the other person. Waochog was gone, as he did not come to Hildew's dance.
      Hildew knew that Wao (that is what Hildew calls Waochog for short) was either a mile away, or in a complete emergency. Waochog was not a mile away, or in a complete emergency. He was 10,000 years in the future.
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--Rodrigo

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

High Heights

I stand atop a cliff watching the birds fly past me. Hearing the water roar in my ears. This is it. This is real. Smelling the sweet pin e trees. Watchin g nhalf dome from utop the cliff. I stand next to yosemite falls. Dangerouse I know, but amazingh. Electrafying. Real. I will do this untill I die.

But I won’t die. I will survive. My copper-brown hair blows in the wind and I don’t get scared. I could very well fall of the edge of this cliff right now. but i wobn’t because I am immortal. or a least i think I am. Certain people are nowdays. My mother was, my father wasn’t. We havn’t found out if I am or not yet. We just have to wait and see. And there is only one way to find out.

But I don’t need to find out. I feel it inside of me. Only certain people feel this feeling. Of there being no danger. You can get hurt, yes. But not very badly. Where does this start? Well back in 2,100 they discovered life on mars and evacuated half the people in the world to it. The population was getting to high, and they needed to find new space to place people. So they did. 

The people on mars were scared and homeless. They found water very deep below the ground, but it was scarce, and they would never feel the cool of winter again. Sad yes, but evetually in the 1,000 years that parted them from the hundred that returned to earth something... strange happened. 

The dust from mars, which was soft and very conforming, was what they used for beds. The dust particles would stick to them overnight turning them, red. They would dust them off, but it wouldn’t stop some from penatrating their skin. After a few hundred years of this it eventually created an invisable force field around them, creating a strong barrier. 

In the hundreds of years that followed it penatrated deeper and deeper. And after about a thousand years it penatrated, their heart. And after it created the force field around their heart and brain, they were immortal. Their is only one way for them to die. For them to wish it. 

Not to just wish it. To know throughout their mind and heart and soul that they want to die. And that if they lived they would never regret it. That does happen after you’ve lived for thoughsands of years. You start getting sick of it. I need to prove to my parents now that I am one of these. So I will do everything dangerous thing Yosemite has to offer. I am ready to prove it.

So I jump into the falls. I fall enderneath the water. It is a wonderfull expieriance and I will definently do it again, when I live. It is so beautiful. You see all the beauties of the world as you fall, underwater. It is too amazing to describe. I hit the pool of water on the bottom before I know it and swim around for a little while. I don’t feel like doing the mildly dangerouse things anymore because I’ve basically proved myself.

So I skip to the very last. Glacier Point. The most amazing thing in the world. And the most dangerouse. I press a button on shiny, black, waterproof jumsuit and the wings my mom gave me exert themself from the suit. Then I flap my wings and fly up to glacier point. It feels good having the wind swirl around me and I am lost in my own world. 

When I get their, I land and the normal tourists stare at me. I don’t even look at them but I can feel their stares on me. I press the butten and the wings insert themselves into the suit, and jump. I don’t even hear the wild screams of the tourists. My legs and arms are in an x position and I’m falling face first. Then I’m scared. I feel a scence of danger and regret, and thats when I know I made a mistake. Then I feel everything abnd nothing, see a flash of white and red, and the world goes blank.

-Garnet

The Art of Bending Time

      “Not again!”
     That wasn’t right. The cracked glass scattered in clear shards around her feet was positioned well away from anything else - say, the transparent,  translucent pool of liquid newly formed on the floor - and yet it was slowly sloping into a puddle of melted glass. Cursing, she stepped away from the mess, kicked it into the drain on the floor, and turned away, frustrated. It had been two years since her last major breakthrough and the Majors were getting bored, not to mention her pay was going down.
The room was brightly lit, white on all but one side, and smelled of anesthetic, which only added to the “hospital” vibe you got standing in it. Numerous steel tables were placed in corners and all around, piled with messy stacks of papers, microscopes, and scientific instruments she couldn’t even pronounce. Stacked away behind one of the tables there were numerous cages, containing myriads of birds and mammals, and the occasional bug or two. As the woman watched, spacing out in frustration, one of the leopards turned its head to her, banging into a giant tortoise.
     “Gonna be fired,” she muttered, angrily flinging aside the name tag reading Dr. Cast. She was going to get fired! She’d have to work at the front desk, the Smog, maybe at the Factory. A... Creator?
     As if.
     Marching across the room, Cast swatted over an albino mouse cage and slammed herself down into a chair. A tiny humming nanopod, labeled ana, carefully deposited  an elegant black pen in her fingertips and she sat for a moment, thinking what to write down. A million things, mostly about the frustration accompanied by a hard task. Well actually, it was literally impossible, because Time wasn’t something.  It didn’t exist. It wasn’t a physical attribute, it was something humans had created, it wasn’t real. Time was something that didn’t exist, that only appeared because humans needed it- it didn’t exist.
     And she was supposed to bend it.
     “People be crazy,” she snarled to herself, flinging the pen across the room; it hit the glass wall across from her with a satisfying ‘ping’ and clattered to the floor next to Cessa. Surveying Cast with an amused frown, the Siamese elegantly leaped down from her perch on a bookshelf and landed perfectly next to Cast. With cold, shining blue eyes, Cess swatted ana down and watched, satisfied, as the tiny white pod fizzled out on the floor.
     Cast rain a hand through her hair and began to pace. Striding back and forth, she bumped back and forth between cages and desks, not bothering to pick anything up as it fell, just thinking. Cess sat primly on a table watching as the dark-haired woman spun around the room in a fit of frustration, and then stand in shock as a sudden thought hit her.
     She knew where.
     She knew when.
     She knew how.
     Inhaling sharply, Cast bolted. Grabbing her backpack and a coat and a couple of substances encased in glass jars, she slammed out the lights, darted out the door, jumped, and hit the ground running. It was still dark outside, being just around three in the morning, but she didn’t stop, kept sprinting until she hit the Forest outside the lab. Swathed in darkness, Cast ran through the undergrowth and panted as she passed the huge stands of wet green pines and oaks, feet slamming the damp grass,  breathing heavily as startled animals flew out from under her feet and a deer watched with wide doe-eyes from the edge of the path. The landscape shifted into a slightly drier more open terrain; still scaring out rabbits and birds, the woman bounded across the dirt road and skidded to a stop outside the falls.        
     Normally it would have been crashing down with tons of water, slick and cold, but they were, of course, in the middle of an extreme drought, and now it stood immensely tall above her, the bottom filled with huge rounded boulders, stones, and rocks. Pausing to take a breath, Cast quickly surveyed the rocks, shifted her backpack, and jumped the edge.
     Hitting the ground hard, she landed on her side and scrambled to her feet; running again and ignoring the pain crawling up her side, Cast raced along the flatter ground and started climbing the immense rocks littering the bottom. Scrambling along the edge of the granite, the dark-haired scientist forced herself to leap and scramble across the boulders, clawing at the edges and cracks, pushing for footholds. Reaching the edge of the rugged, rockbound field, Cast took a jump toward the edge of the cliff and slammed her hand into a cleaved-out space, pulling herself up into the waiting tunnel. Tearing through the opening, she reached the other end and took a flying leap downward.
     Ouch.
     Probably broke something there, thought Cast, grimacing as an explosive pain reached up her ankle and she dashed toward an uphill slope. Another waterfall roared in the distance-
     Almost there.
     Reaching the top of the slope, the scientist fled through the path, inhaling the scent of water and rock and grass; scattering another herd of deer, Cast hurtled through the open air toward the Falls. Now breathing like someone had hit her with a bullet, the American, hissing at her weakness, hit the top and skidded to a stop, staggering over her feet as she finally slowed, a mere foot from the edge, gazing down at the Horsetail Falls.
     It was fire.
     It was February, it was around three-thirty, it was dark, it was perfect. Splashing down the rocks, the Falls had turned into a thing of fire; where water should have been was instead a heat so intense she couldn’t feel it, the substance shining red and gold and orange, glowing and burning. Crashing and slamming back and forth, it radiated an aura of light and blaze, and Cast watched in shock and amazement and laughter at this thing no human ever would have thought of.
     Get moving.
     In the shining golden light, Cast unpacked her few things, and set them out by the edge of the falls - one container holding a roiling blue liquid, the other a cloud of orange, the last a little ticking thing, one that Cast had never understood, one that would, in the end, kill her.
     It was Time.
     That little black thing in the bottle was Time. Cast had no idea. To her, to the world, it was a little black bug, a splotch of not-color, immensely disappointed. But to Itself it was Time. It was the rest of the world, it was free, it couldn’t be controlled. And as Cast smiled to herself and began her experiment, it made up its mind.
     The ground began to hum.
     Cast took a step back. Eyes wide, she watched as the Firefalls began to turn. Under her feet the rock began to shake, under her fingers and skin her flesh buzzed and her head was struck by some crazy thought that she wasn’t in control. A morbid flake of rock split off from the edge of the cliff, dangerously near Cast's feet as she danced away. The Falls spilled backward - the sky went black, the little Time Bug smiled, a bolt hit the ground, the bottles clattered. Abruptly the world shifted; the beakers spilled, the Falls washed over Cast, and the little black bug escaped.
     And as it crawled away from the mass of water-fire, Yosemite exploded.

--Becca

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

When You Meet a Thing on Half-Dome

      I squealed. My foot had just slipped, almost giving my life to the ground below me. My hands clenched around the metal wire I was using to climb up. My friends and I had gone to Yosemite, but I was the only one to actually take the dare to climb Half-Dome seriously. Now my little flock of pedestrians was staring at me attentively while I gripped the cold iron with my rough gloves. My foot found a new foothold, and I slowly looked around. There had been a hiking trail leading up to the side of the cliff, and thank God I didn’t have to climb the sheer side. I looked over the side of the mountain, and saw many tourist sites with the doll-looking souls snapping photos. Many, many photos. I looked around to my other side, behind me, and I felt my foot slip again. I yelped and quickly looked around for another hold. My body was not harnessed to anything, just my hands and feet holding me up. I looked at the forest around me, and underneath me. My vision went blurry, and I quickly looked up again.

      My feet ached. I had made it to the top of Half-Dome, and I was on my belly, the lack of railings overwhelming me. On trembling legs, I stood up and quickly fell backwards again. My hands scrambling for a rock to push myself against, I looked up. I saw a creature. It looked at me, its fierce red eyes full of hate. The stink it gave off smelled of fish, salt, and death. I shrieked. The thing in front of me looked like a bear, 6 feet tall, with bluish matted fur hanging over its huge body. Its neck had many slits in it, which I took to be gills. The thing opened its mouth and roared, yellow teeth dripping with blood and I could see morsels of its last meal. I shrieked again and scrambled backwards. The thing approached me, and I felt my hand slip. I fell backwards, and landed on the ledge below me. It looked around, confused at my sudden disappearance. I could hear shrieks from the tourists, and I could see their little figures flailing around, and despite my horror to the thing above me, I laughed a little. That was enough for it to find my hiding place. As I saw the thing ready to pounce, I took a step back and fell. The time turned almost slow-motion. It is funny what your mind does in stressful situations. I could see it, staring down at me, the tourists in the distance froze, and pointed, horrified, the trees waved slowly in the wind, and I could see it start to roar in fury. I free-fell, pine smell wafting in from the forest. I slowly closed my eyes, trying to enjoy what I knew would be my last moments. It was peaceful, my feelings and frights fleeing me, as gravity carried me down to the woods. As I fell, eyes closed and, dreaming for the last time, I felt time regain itself in the quickest moments.

--Katrin

Monday, September 17, 2012

Cave art installation in upper grade classroom

We have completed our cave art installation in the upper grade classroom:

Our "cave walls" are made of long strips of butcher paper dyed with a mixture of pulverized Greek coffee and warm water in baby pools.

After experimentation with tea, other coffees, and mud, we found this combination to be by far the most successful. Our initial "blends" were too weak, leaving the long strips of paper hardly darkened at all; but with the Greek stuff, we not only get the proper color, the grounds leave a gritty residue on the paper which gives it a rough, textured effect.

The drawings themselves were made with art charcoal and our own homemade pigments made of various combinations of pulverized rock, blackberries, mud, and other natural materials gathered at our Winters field site. Our artistic inspiration comes from the Paleolithic cave paitnings of Chauvet Cave and Lascaux Cave in France. We used the following books by prehistorian Jean Clottes as inspiration: Cave Art, Chauvet Cave: the Art of Earliest Times, and Return to Chauvet Cave.

Here are some examples:

Reindeer. Inspired by Chauvet.

Howling at the moon. Original.

Large Black Stag. Inspired by Lascaux.

Treasure hunt narrative. Original.

--Chris

Thursday, June 21, 2012

happy and me 2

I said to myself two times, you know how a mans best friend is a dog? Well like I said last time I had one.  But this YEAR he is coming back but to visit. "Will he stay any longer or hes gone?" I asked. My mom said that a friend is a friend if he is gone then  he s in your heart.  "No one has ever been so nice but him, happy is his name."


Mom can musa stop "well he will not stop hitting me.said musa and me.

well my brother musa he is not nice he made happy go away in staid of petting he hits hem.said ayize. 

My mom said that  he can come and visit. but my dad said "I do not know about that.said ayize and dad

"well we could do a cat by that I men getting a cat not a cat ."
ok I said to a cat, but how can a mans best friend be a cat?
get a pet my mom said that if you what to get a best friend." my dear son my mom said are you going to keep talking about happy.

"no I will not but he s  not here well he can come and visit." he is

"yes you love him so much you  cant stop talking about him he s going to visit.


"my thing I do now is not thinking of happy but talking to my ne
w cat I said to the cat do you think a dog is a cool object or animal
.Bed time mom said lights out...... ....."my cat  is cool he likes to be the boss and he so kind and sweet.what.what am I doing happy is the target her not the cat well you could say that the cat is the target but my man is happy.christmis is comeing   and I want to get a new controller so my brother can play to Ihave this shooting game that is 4 players and I can harm him in the game.Video game anyway  not going to talk about that mom said that we might get happy back that guy I do not know his name he said he cant car for him.
my dear happy hes gone for ever but my mom said that some times you can love some one that you don't have now here at my home.like I said do you know how a man beast Friend  is a dog well I had one.



Thursday, May 24, 2012

Bill the Bo-Bo Brained By Ayize Gwebu

Bill the Bo-Bo Brained
By Ayize Gwebu

 One day not so long there was a guy name Bill. He did not know what stuff was - some stuff he was able to understand like if he could see a car he would say "it's a Toyota!"  But it was a Ferrari. He was a funny guy.

One day he met a guy named Macky and he said "Well, my mom said meet a guy like you."
"You like my grandma," Said Bill.
"What do you mean by that" said Macky.
"Nothing" bill said with a smile on  his face.
"Well what is your name?"
"My name is Macky..."
Bill had to stop talking...then he said "Do you know who Jim is?"
Macky said "Why yes...you are my brother!"
"Well yes I have been waiting for you to say that. 5 years later, well say that is where we will go if we know."
"Ahh ha we found it!" screamed Macky.
"What are we finding?" said bill.
"I do not know what but something. You guard the door"
 "Ok."
And then the true nature of Bill came out.  5 years the brothers had been waiting to reunite and it was all wiped away.

Bill:  "aaaaaaaaahh who are you?"
"This is not a game!" Macky pleaded.
"I know it is not, who the hell are you?"

As you can see bill was not like anyone. 

The End.

Bull Battles by peregrinerocks on Storybird

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

COMEDYNESS!

 "Hi Vaca," Ayize said.

Vaca sniffed.

"You know you are a cute bunny! You are not like a radio active spider! I wish you could talk, you could tell me all about your life!"

Then a magical genie of genieness appeared. "I will grant you 3 wishes," he said.

Unfortunately the genie had very bad Eyesight and hearing.

"I want..." ayize started.
Then Garnet came in singing, "TO BE A PATATO!"

"Ok," the genie said, and turned ayize into a patato! "Sorry I have to go to my best friend, Cato's, bachelor party. The genie vanished.

Then Vaca grabbed a gun,"Die Potato," she said, and shot the potato. Just then a chorus happend to pass by on a nearbye bus singing, "Good shot Vaca!"!

Erin came in," Hi ayize" "Hi," Ayize said. "So," Erin started,"For math today we will be studying the art of jogging." "How does the art of jogging have to do with math!" "It does just THINK OF CATOS BATCHLOR PARTY, YOU KNOW HE'S MARRYING EFFIE!"

"WHAT," AYIZE SAID! "THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH IT!"

"YES IT DOES!" ERIN SAID, and the world melted away.

Just then Ayize appeared in leafpools den. "What I'm in warrior world, This is crazy!"

"Hello," said leafpool.

"Oh no you must have the potato infection, here eat this chewed pulp." "Ok, I love half chewed pulp! he said, and ate it.

"I think you should visit starclan, now that your human again." And he went. Once there he ran into Bluestar. "Hey Your the crazy one!" "Get away from me!" She schreeched and chased him away.

   Suddenly he was in a dark forest, and ran into tiger star. " Hi omg! Your the shiny poker guy!" "Die!" Tigerstar screeched, and shredded him.

"Great move!" Ivypaw exclaimed!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

There once was a 6 year old girl named Lucy. She was sitting on a bench in her back yard. A bear was coming out a forest (the town was next to the forest). Her house was where the bear was going. The bear entered her backyard. So, she got her rope gun and tied up the bear and that reminded her of a joke:

There was an explorer in the forest and a bear attacked him. When the bear started to kill him, he prayed to God to turn the bear into a Christian. The bear knelt down and told God, "Being a Christian is exactly what I wanted." The bear said, "I will sacrifice myself for this young Jesus."

After Lucy put the bear in the forest, she went into a bar and started singing and moved everyone to tears.

A grandma was at the bar, and she hated God. She decided to blow up a barrel of wine. She put GTNB (which stands for Grandma Time Nitrogen Bomb. A ton of tiny idiots came running out of the barrel.

After that, Lucy entered a farting contest. She ate so many beans beforehand , she farted her way to another galaxy. There she met a drunk alien. The alien gave her some alcohol and she said "danke shein." She broke wind all the way back.

When she got back, she was at her Grandma's. Therefore, the Grandma's windpipe was having a hurricane in it. All they could eat was cereal and cheese. She hired 100 or so servants to cook for her.

One of the servants said to her: "I'm leaving."

Grandma said, "Me too." The Grandma and the servant lived happily ever after. Except she yelled, "I'm going to prison!"

Lucy downloaded 1,000,00 songs on the Grandma's computer. Then, she went to a BBQ. Helmut was there; he was involved with the fruit salad. Some where ells in town the grandma ARMY was stopping. The flow of Duncan Doodleheimer's to the Gold Rush Bar Wars and King Tut.

Lucy joined a fart race race into space and won a big fart medal and turned seven. Seven is the age you start snoring.

The Whale Song: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrr! Waaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhrrr! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Waaahhhr! Waaahhhhhhhrrrrrrr! Snort, snort, snort, snort, snort! Wheeee-waahhhhhhhrrrrr! Weeeeeewaaaarrrrhhhh! Waaaahhhhrrrrrr! Waaaahhhhrrrrr! Waaahhhr!"

--Alex

THE FAMOUS PILL

THE FAMOUS PILL 

Announcer:
The famous pill! Everything you'll never need!
(Shows Britney Spears)
Fame, fortune, papparazzi, sunglasses, and so many plastic surgeries you can't smile! IT'S EVERYONE'S DREAM!
(shows pill - hairy, black, and the size of a wiffle ball)
Plus, it comes in an easy to swallow and only slightly larger than shown size!
(Music comes on)

(Side effects may include: hysteria, insanity, homicidal tendencies, suicidal thoughts, bleeding, depression, waste of money, or death. But you don't care!)

Becca Wittman

Thursday, May 3, 2012

something I found. :)

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P.U.B. big chapter 2

I think the next moments of my life were the most intense ever. Well, if I remembered more of the scattered bits and pieces that were the photos which represented that odd time.
 The first thing that I noticed was the lack of air. Then the judges stunned faces as they scribbled down notes which i definitely took pride in, sure that they were writing the winner, yours truly. The sense of great pride was crushed by the fact that we were about to get crushed by a burning ball that almost looked like a man in a spacesuit. I, coming back to my senses pushed the "go back" button a bit too late. I think. All I can remember was the extreme heat that can only be caused by meteorites still burning.
 I have some experience with them as I was looking for experimental materials including some ones that were pretty strange, like radium, for example. We went back into the good old atmosphere and I soon discovered that the "human meteorite" came with us as it blew a hole in P.U.B. and went flying into a science project about a amazing sturdy metal.
 I realized that I might have some competition as the amazingly sturdy metal spilt the meteorite in two and stopped it with a "shield" that had been made to show the metals uses. As the meteorite cooled down, I had grabbed a sheet of the amazing metal which, on second thought, looked a awful lot like iron infused with aluminum.
Huh. In hindsight, I probably should of treated the meteorite more carefully as slightly molten objects have a way of burning through the floor. I put the meteorite on my practically sacred building table for P.U.B. and walked away without setting my eyes off the meteorite, and I thought this was a crazy thought but I thought that the meteorite would turn into a human.
 After that,the next couple days passed with me getting 29 interviews, my eyes bloodshot because of the blinding light of all those photos flashing, and my arms worn out from pushing the cameramen,reporters and news hosts as they swarmed me 24/7. I was, in short, a mess. But, like a bunch of bugs that plan to terrify you, the news hosts, cameramen, and reporters left for fresher news giving all the time in the world to think about the meteorite and what I should do with it.
 I first planned to sell it, but putting "meteorite from parallel universe" on ebay or craigslist wouldn't have people jumping up and down giving piles of money for it. The second idea was to have it inspected by experts, but they'd tell everyone and the government would take it. I looked at the rock hopefully, staring at it like if I looked long enough it would give me a better idea. It sizzled a bit, but it just stopped leaving me to do nothing but ponder.
 Then I came up with a third idea: take it back to its proper place in space by using P.U.B. and letting it go, with probably a spacesuit because I was pretty sure I was in space.
I loved the idea and immediately thought of a quick power source: the meteorite itself. So I grabbed the sheet of the amazing metal which my opponent gave to me as a souvenir and took the meteorite down to the "engine" of P.U.B.I afterward discovered that putting the extreme heat of the ever-cooling meteorite next to any part of P.U.B. would make it meld with anything close by. I tried to shove it in to the power source quickly so that nothing would meld, and it worked. Sort of.
 The electricity caused who-knows-what to happen and I got electrocuted which was painful but confirmed 2 things: one that the radium was still in there, powering the machine and that both the meteorite and the amazing metal were conductors. As you must know, when somebody receives a whole lot of pain, they usually faint. I'm one of those people, so when I finally woke up, I saw that so much power had been possessed in the meteorite that all the wires had been attracted to the meteorite and stuck.
 But even more amazing was the fact that even in these harsh conditions some- was it moss? was growing on the meteorite and showed no sign of dying either. If I had given the moss to a expert they would have stared at me with wonder and asked where in the universe did I get it, and then they'd probably go mad because I had given them a prehistoric plant which (as you may have guessed) no longer exi- well, a bit of it still does in my new house which I never say where it is! "CA,5569 Thomson street" WHO SAID THAT?! 
"And now it's time for a commercial break.Tune in again with Simon and I as we figure out who said the address and how to calm Simon down."


"brought to you by sleep train, a ticket to a way worse night's sleep. wait, did I say that correctly?Oh well."



made by a man maybe obsessed smiley faces. His name is Luke Demeter-Willison 

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

videos games

videos games video games they are so fun .my name is ayize.  well their is a contest coming up soon I want to join it is called halo death where you work your way to the top to play against some good players well I did join.You no why dont we get to the story. announcer talking here players get redy to fight hold on I can say I did not tell the people what halo is halo is game where you fight with guns not the u.s guns .alright  lets get back  the story announcer start crak some of the leaves of the battle field. boom mine blowing up some of are men like hell.When I was playing I stood their I had a tow gun fire in the hole one of my team mate was going to use a tank to kill the chife. boom he died but he saved us we had won it was so small of a fight. But so so so so so so so so so so so so  fun and cool. but videos games don't help life .the end 


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

baby animals

                                        baby        wolves:

Baby wolves cute cuddly playful little baby wolves. Lovely, little cute baby wolves. Snugly, cute little fur balls. Baby wolves you can snuggle and pet and they nip at you with their tiny fangs!

Baby meercats:
Red when they're born, very cute. When they make their first walk in the sun, you want to hug them. Snugly little meercats. Only four inches tall, cute and snugly baby meercats when they first go foraging, steal from the grown-ups.

Baby whales:
Not so cute, but they are cuddly! Their first words are "Waaahhhhhaaarrrrr." Their mommy shrieks when she hears that noise! Baby whales getting gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of milk from their mother. Soon, their won't be much milk left.

Woof! Woof! Peep! Peep! Waaahhhhhhhhhaaaarrrrrr, waaaahhhhhhaaarrrrrr. Now, they're mad each other. Don't they look cute?


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                                                       part two

                                                  baby rabbits:                                                                                                          
baby rabbits are sssssssoooooooooo      snugly and cute. but you still haft to watch out for their sharp Little claws.  the instint you see them you love them. the instint you see them you want to hug them.        
now you love baby rabbits don't you? click click click............




                                   baby lizards:
baby lizards are ssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo       sssssssssssssssooooooooooooo
cuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyppppppiiiieeeeeeee.
when you first see them you llllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
them. They eat             ????????????????????????????????????????    you should love them. ______________________________________________________------------------------------__________________________---------------------------------



click click click ____________-------------------------___________________--------------------

                                             baby chickens.
cuddly and lovely. cute and small. baby chicks are ssssssssoooooooo cute.

Jazz Poem

Jazzy Music is Snazzy Music!

        Cool and Snazzy
        Saxaphones
        Sounds like a dying bird
        Falling from the sky
        About to fall in a tree
        Makes you want to dance
        Dance snazzilly
        Horns!
        Rodrigo is dancing
        Hands in air
        Snazzy!
        A random dance
        Completely crazy
        With an edgy sound
        Loud iching
        Sort of blaring
        A mixture of sounds

                              SNAZZY!

                          BY BECCA, GARNET, AND JULIA
                                                                                           TYPED BY,
                                                                                                      GARNET
                                                                          DYING BIRD CREATED BY JULIA
                                                                          CALMING AND LOUD BY BECCA
                                                                           SNAZZYNESS BY GARNET   

Becca's "plein"-air poem

soft motion
like waves on the beach but
shades green and instead
of salt, smelling grass
and hearing cricket-frogs
as invisible as they are.
deceptively beautiful
grass hiding 
green-and-white pain
with ragged edges
but healing all the same
with a soft sound
and a soft movement
like waves on the beach

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Piclit

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

da moose repeat-after-me

da moose, da moose
swimming in the water
eating up his supper
where does it go?
you don't want to know

dead moose, dead moose
floating in da water
he no eat his supper
where does it go?
you really think you know

da fish, da fish
swimming in the water
eating up the moose bits
where does it go?
by now you're sure you know

da bird, da bird
flying over water
grabbing up the fishes
where does it go?
you really want to know

da guy, da guy
loading up his rifle
shooting all the birdies
where does it go?
you shall probably know
 
da rich, da rich
buying all the bird bits
eating in his mansion
where does it go?
if you looked I think you'd know

da sewer, da sewer
flowing underground
grabbing all the garbage
where does it go?
by now you know you know

da worker, da worker
working at the water cleaner
cleaning up the garbage
where does it go
I'll just let the tension grow

da river, da river
flowing through the wilderness
letting all the fishes pass
where does it go?
you're about to know

da grass, da grass
growing 'cause of the water
getting eaten by moose
where does it go?
you finally know

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

the minecraft ad by luke and rod

Play the game
Fight the monsters
Build anything
Play with friends

Are you up to the challenge?


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minecraft ad Rod and luke rough draft

the one game that could allow anyone to create the impossible
With no limits






With all these tools
Are you up to the challenge?
    











            
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