Wednesday, May 23, 2012

COMEDYNESS!

 "Hi Vaca," Ayize said.

Vaca sniffed.

"You know you are a cute bunny! You are not like a radio active spider! I wish you could talk, you could tell me all about your life!"

Then a magical genie of genieness appeared. "I will grant you 3 wishes," he said.

Unfortunately the genie had very bad Eyesight and hearing.

"I want..." ayize started.
Then Garnet came in singing, "TO BE A PATATO!"

"Ok," the genie said, and turned ayize into a patato! "Sorry I have to go to my best friend, Cato's, bachelor party. The genie vanished.

Then Vaca grabbed a gun,"Die Potato," she said, and shot the potato. Just then a chorus happend to pass by on a nearbye bus singing, "Good shot Vaca!"!

Erin came in," Hi ayize" "Hi," Ayize said. "So," Erin started,"For math today we will be studying the art of jogging." "How does the art of jogging have to do with math!" "It does just THINK OF CATOS BATCHLOR PARTY, YOU KNOW HE'S MARRYING EFFIE!"

"WHAT," AYIZE SAID! "THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY THING TO DO WITH IT!"

"YES IT DOES!" ERIN SAID, and the world melted away.

Just then Ayize appeared in leafpools den. "What I'm in warrior world, This is crazy!"

"Hello," said leafpool.

"Oh no you must have the potato infection, here eat this chewed pulp." "Ok, I love half chewed pulp! he said, and ate it.

"I think you should visit starclan, now that your human again." And he went. Once there he ran into Bluestar. "Hey Your the crazy one!" "Get away from me!" She schreeched and chased him away.

   Suddenly he was in a dark forest, and ran into tiger star. " Hi omg! Your the shiny poker guy!" "Die!" Tigerstar screeched, and shredded him.

"Great move!" Ivypaw exclaimed!

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