Tuesday, May 22, 2012

There once was a 6 year old girl named Lucy. She was sitting on a bench in her back yard. A bear was coming out a forest (the town was next to the forest). Her house was where the bear was going. The bear entered her backyard. So, she got her rope gun and tied up the bear and that reminded her of a joke:

There was an explorer in the forest and a bear attacked him. When the bear started to kill him, he prayed to God to turn the bear into a Christian. The bear knelt down and told God, "Being a Christian is exactly what I wanted." The bear said, "I will sacrifice myself for this young Jesus."

After Lucy put the bear in the forest, she went into a bar and started singing and moved everyone to tears.

A grandma was at the bar, and she hated God. She decided to blow up a barrel of wine. She put GTNB (which stands for Grandma Time Nitrogen Bomb. A ton of tiny idiots came running out of the barrel.

After that, Lucy entered a farting contest. She ate so many beans beforehand , she farted her way to another galaxy. There she met a drunk alien. The alien gave her some alcohol and she said "danke shein." She broke wind all the way back.

When she got back, she was at her Grandma's. Therefore, the Grandma's windpipe was having a hurricane in it. All they could eat was cereal and cheese. She hired 100 or so servants to cook for her.

One of the servants said to her: "I'm leaving."

Grandma said, "Me too." The Grandma and the servant lived happily ever after. Except she yelled, "I'm going to prison!"

Lucy downloaded 1,000,00 songs on the Grandma's computer. Then, she went to a BBQ. Helmut was there; he was involved with the fruit salad. Some where ells in town the grandma ARMY was stopping. The flow of Duncan Doodleheimer's to the Gold Rush Bar Wars and King Tut.

Lucy joined a fart race race into space and won a big fart medal and turned seven. Seven is the age you start snoring.

The Whale Song: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhrrrrrr! Waaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhrrr! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Waaahhhr! Waaahhhhhhhrrrrrrr! Snort, snort, snort, snort, snort! Wheeee-waahhhhhhhrrrrr! Weeeeeewaaaarrrrhhhh! Waaaahhhhrrrrrr! Waaaahhhhrrrrr! Waaahhhr!"

--Alex

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