THE FAMOUS PILL
Announcer:
The famous pill! Everything you'll never need!
(Shows Britney Spears)
Fame, fortune, papparazzi, sunglasses, and so many plastic surgeries you can't smile! IT'S EVERYONE'S DREAM!
(shows pill - hairy, black, and the size of a wiffle ball)
Plus, it comes in an easy to swallow and only slightly larger than shown size!
(Music comes on)
(Side effects may include: hysteria, insanity, homicidal tendencies, suicidal thoughts, bleeding, depression, waste of money, or death. But you don't care!)
Becca Wittman
Becca Wittman
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